Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Remember what the guy from Total Recall said to the hooker on Mars?

It was something along the lines of "I with I had three hands so I could grab all three of your boobs at the same time..."

Well this kid can!!

In all seriousness...I hope the little tyke doesn't die for lack of enough organs he is missing. There is a news report with more info. They say it is record breaking for how complete the extra arm is as typically the extra limb is not nearly as developed and as responsive to touch. It is oddly kind of appropriately timed as that new X-Men 3 movie just came out.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Picturage. (click Proceed on the left to enter) has got to be one of the most internet-cultured places on the net. Only there will you find pictures like these on a regular basis.

This one was specifically requested from their appropriately named Request forum. Who thinks of Russell Crowe from Gladiator offering cake? Really?

Because the Cookie Monster is practically the posterchild for the Dark Side...

This last one is titled "Man with giant cock".

Friday, May 26, 2006

Eric and Johan, the Gay Duo

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Fuzziness, Finishedness, and Patriotness

You love it, you know you do. Don't deny the fluffiness. No one denies the fluffiness.

In other news, SUMMER IS FRIGGIN HERE FINALLY. I am done with all 5 of my finals, and I have high hopes for some decent grades (probably just jinxed it though). I will be moving into my apartment this Friday and out of this dirty old dorm asap.

And for you Mark Twain fans out there:

In the beginning of a change,
The Patriot is a scarce man and brave,
Hated and scorned.
When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him,
For then it costs nothing to be a patriot.

Mark Twain

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Gawd I love people

Some people just don't get it...which is why they love Bush so much right?

Also check out when Stephen Colbert rips our beloved hero a new one.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Thinking of getting a Japanese tattoo?

You should probably bring along someone who actually speaks the language...

In other news, this thing is a REALLY friggin cool "multi-touch-interaction" demo

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Can you say "Boy in a dryer"?

That's my friend from UCSB having some fun with a dryer. Don't ask, I'm sure alcohol was involved (hopefully, so it didn't hurt so much anyways).

Oscar Levant Quote

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Oscar Levant

P.S. - Thanks Andy

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Dirty Old Man

My Dad has obviously been keeping busy:

Monday, May 08, 2006


I recovered this post with the help of Steve from my old site (Google cache).

<raven> Any cat people here? I've got a problem with Nicky...
<Leth> I've been known to be handy with a wok
<Lore> Why, I'm a cat person.
<raven> I took Morgan to the vet yesterday - he was gone for a total of 45 minutes, got two vaccs and a blood draw.
<raven> Brought him home and Nicky went BALLISTIC.
<raven> Spent the rest of the night yowling and hissing and attacking MOrgan.
<CrazyClimber> nicky smells the hospital smells on morgan
<Lore> Yeah, I've seen that happen.
<raven> Is there anything I can do to get the hospital stink off
him, then? Pack his carrier in coffe grounds or something?
<tieboy> how about a bath
<CrazyClimber> just give it a day or so
<Lore> We tried catnip and butter, and neither worked.
<agent_orange> butter?
<agent_orange> you buttered your cat?
<Lore> Yes.
<raven> it's the best way to butter the house.
<raven> Cats are effective butter delivery units.
<Lore> We read somewhere to put butter on a cat's forehead.
<agent_orange> did the emolient facilitate insertion?
<Lore> And the other cat licks it off, and likes the first cat, because it tastes like butter.
<Lore> As I said, it didn't work.
<agent_orange> you read sopmewhere to put butter on the cats foreWHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
<tieboy> rub the two cats together vigorously until they smell like each other
<agent_orange> piss on them both at the same time
<raven> It's more fun to put tape on their feet.
<agent_orange> why not do both
<agent_orange> and then get out the handycam
<Lore> I believe what I was thinking was "Maybe it will work. And
even if it doesn't, I get to butter the cat's forehead."
<agent_orange> AFHV would *love* some footage of sticky-pawed,
freshly buttered cats trying in vain to avoid a stream of steaming
miller lite
<Samwise> You know what helps with feuding cats, Lore? Sending me lots of cash.
<agent_orange> now, see, I read somewhere --
<agent_orange> I think it was leviticus
<agent_orange> -- that what you should do is frost them
<agent_orange> betty crocker, right out of the can
<raven> Chocolate or buttercream?
<Leth> rave: go chocolate, buttercreme isn't pareve
<CrazyClimber> you're frosting meat?
<agent_orange> and then there'a always Cat Wellington
<agent_orange> "What are you doing in the kitchen, dear?" "Just buttering the cat, pumpkin!"
<agent_orange> "Why don't you baste the chicken while you're at
it, too, dear?" "Baste the ... *light bulb* ...Sure! Sure, I'll 'baste
the chicken'!"
<CrazyClimber> a google images search for "buttered cat" returns a picture of isaac hayes
<agent_orange> chocolate salty cat balls

More snippets from involving butter.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Camera phone pics

Josh, Butler (Cubey), Johan, Dave, and I all went out last Saturday night to Gordon Biersche Restaraunt. Good times were had by all, as you can see.

Johan got yanked from our dinner table to go dance with a random bachelorette. He, of course, brought his beer.

Dave got a little sleepy after we went out.

Butler showing his facsist heritage with his laptop cover hat.

Kiet also a little sleep after a long day in the CS Club.

Monday, May 01, 2006

On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.
- George Orwell