Tim and Dave Actually Both My Dads

So my two friends, Tim and Dave, decided it would be funny to pretend they were my father. Now, the problem with this little joke on Facebook is when I post an image of both of their "Friend Detail Requests" showing them both as my father. That would definitely not imply that they were both simultaneously my dad. Definitely not. I mean, it would be ok and this world has lots of room for people like them.